Angry, and queer, and fond of German things. Autistic and goddamn proud. Inserting femme into everything and also generally being ridiculous.
What am I doing?? Comp sci and linguistics, apparently

talkshitnojutsu:

naruto “drinks milk straight out of the carton ignoring the glass of milk he poured for himself” uzumaki

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

997:

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

I really can't take sex seriously

  1. Me: Can I touch your butt?
  2. Partner: Yeah. What do you wanna do with it?
  3. Me: I wanna hold it.
  4. Partner: ?
  5. Me: Squeeze it.
  6. Partner: ...?
  7. Me: So I've got to got to try a little TENDERNESS
  8. A few days later...
  9. Partner: Your butt is the best
  10. Me: No, you
  11. Partner: There can only be one
  12. Me: In the game of butts, you win or you die.
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