Angry, and queer, and fond of German things. Autistic and goddamn proud. Inserting femme into everything and also generally being ridiculous.
What am I doing?? Comp sci and linguistics, apparently


naruto “drinks milk straight out of the carton ignoring the glass of milk he poured for himself” uzumaki



english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do


LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

I really can't take sex seriously

  1. Me: Can I touch your butt?
  2. Partner: Yeah. What do you wanna do with it?
  3. Me: I wanna hold it.
  4. Partner: ?
  5. Me: Squeeze it.
  6. Partner: ...?
  7. Me: So I've got to got to try a little TENDERNESS
  8. A few days later...
  9. Partner: Your butt is the best
  10. Me: No, you
  11. Partner: There can only be one
  12. Me: In the game of butts, you win or you die.
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